Reading List || McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents
09/09/2011 § Leave a comment
A bit more for your reading pleasure on this Friday afternoon. As a lawyer in disguise I enjoy a good bit of poli-sci humor and lately I’ve been addicted to Chris White’s hilarious answers to questions about the US presidents for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, such as “Is it OK to dunk on a president?” “What did the founding fathers smell like?” and, my favorite thus far:
Question #7: “Who would win in a fight?”
From Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents
So let’s get it on: 43 men enter, one man leaves. No “over the top rope” battle royale, because Taft and Cleveland would have an unfair advantage. All men are at the physical peak of their presidency, because Wilson deserves a chance. No firearms.
We are sticking with the classics: 43 men on a remote island, forced to fight to the death in a series of individual battles with a soundtrack by Stan Bush. It will be called Beyond Capitoldome, and it will cost $49.95 on pay-per-view. Who wins?
Any bets on who is the last man standing?
Find out here.